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Wanderin Trouble

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Bad Fantasy League 2014, Week 2
« on: September 10, 2014, 09:03:26 pm »
Here are the Official Rosters and Scoring Rules:

   POSITION                   JJ                        TOOHEY                             VITO                   RAMOS

        QB1                   Matt Schaub          Geno Smith                         Brian Hoyer            Eli Manning
        QB2                   Chad Henne         R. Fitzpatrick                         M. Cassel                EJ Manuel

        RB1                   T. Richardson        R. Rice                                 S. Jackson              D. McFadden
        RB2                   L. Miller                D. Williams                           Ben Tate                 J. Stewart

        WR1                  M. Austin             E. Decker                               D. Amendola           M. Wallace
        WR2                  D. Bowe              K. Benjamin                           G. Jennings            K. Britt

RULES                                       

QB Scoring                                              RB/WR Scoring                     RB/WR Scoring
INT: 2pts                                                If You Score a TD: -5pts                   If You Score A TD: -5pts
Sacked: 1pt                                            If You DONT Score a TD: 3pts          If You DONT Score A TD: 3pts
Sacked/Fumble: 2pts                               Fumble: 5pts                                            Fumble: 5pts
Turnover Returned for TD: 5pts                AVG. Under 3yrds. per Carry: 1pt        Drops (Unofficial Stat): 2pts
Benched: 20pts                                       AVG. Under 2yrds. per Carry: 2pts         Under 75yrds Rec: 1pt
Remain Benched for Next Game: 10pts     Get Hurt and Leave Game: 3pts            Under 50yrds Rec: 2pts
QB Rating under 80: 1pt                          Miss Game From Suspension                 Under 25yrds Rec: 3pts
QB Rating Under 70: 2pts                                                                                 Less Than 5 Targets: 2pts
QB Rating Under 60: 3pts                                                                       Miss Game From Suspension: 5pts
QB Rating Under 50: 5pts
QB Rating in Single Digits: 10pts
Miss Game From Suspension: 5pts

*NO HEADS UP PLAY
*WEEKLY POINT TOTALS ONLY
*FEEL FREE TO CHECK/PROOF THE SCORES.  MATH AND I DONT GET ALONG WELL.


WEEK 1      QB  POINTS    RB POINTS   WR POINTS        WEEKLY TOTAL POINTS

JJ                      26PTS          11PTS          13PTS                            50PTS               

TOOHEY           4PTS           8PTS            -1PTS                           11PTS

VITO                 3PTS            6PTS             8PTS                           20PTS

RAMOS             16PTS           4PTS             0PTS                           20PTS


40'S ANNOUNCER Guy:

Congratulations to Mr. Jay Mohr for picking the worst team he's been a part of since little league cheer leading (and what a tragedy that was)!  It was truly a dominating performance from start to finish led by a horrible pair of quarterbacks so bad that America's fighting men refused to use them for bayonet practice.
John "Ghost Hands" Ramos gave him a run for his money folks totaling 20 points this week in a valiant effort to suck more than the latest line of Hoover Vacuum Cleaners. "BUY HOOVER! MORE SUCK FOR YOUR BUCK!" 
Vito "The Werewolf" Violante rounds out the top 3 with 20 points as well due to his wide receivers inability to catch the ol' pig skin, and Ben Tate exiting the game early with an injury of some kind. 
In last place we have Greg Toohey who apparently didn't grasp the concept of picking BAD PLAYERS....was a master STRATEGY to prepare for a late season rally, or has he taken over Matty's place in the group as the oblivious Pot Head?

Tune in next week for more BAD Fantasy Football to find out!  And remember folks, when you smoke, SMOKE LUCKIES!


Seriously, please take a look at the scoring. Any information or site links that you guys think might help are appreciated.

Hope you guys enjoyed the post.  We're shooting to have it updated by Wednesday/ Thursday of every week.

Thanks,

Wanderin' Trouble


  Week 2         QB Points        RB Points        WR Points      Total Weekly Points       Overall Points

     JJ                  24                    16                     1                            41                                      91

  Toohey              6                     15                     6                            27                                      38
 
    Vito                20                    10                    16                           46                                      66

  Ramos               6                     -5                     4                             5                                       25
 

To tired to post anything funny tonight, but here are the scores. RAMOS! Had too much positive production out of his guys this week.  Really dug himself a hole somehow w/ out any hands.

~Wanderin Trouble
« Last Edit: September 18, 2014, 02:05:38 am by Wanderin Trouble »

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Re: Bad Fantasy League 2014
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2014, 07:03:58 am »
Love it!!!!!! Thanks for the update.......HEY MAN!!!

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Re: Bad Fantasy League 2014
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2014, 07:43:41 am »
awesome  :lol

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Re: Bad Fantasy League 2014
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2014, 09:58:04 am »
Love it!!!    Good job Wanderin!!

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Re: Bad Fantasy League 2014
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 12:47:50 pm »
Well Jay, it looks like he's really, Wandered on to something. YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

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Re: Bad Fantasy League 2014, Week 2
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2014, 02:12:04 am »
Thanks for reading the post folks! Really glad you're enjoying them.  I'll try to get back on here and put up a weekly recap like I did week 1. As well as continue to iron out the formatting in the rules section so it's easier to read.  Hope everyone is well doing well and has a great #PositivityThursday.

~WT

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Re: Bad Fantasy League 2014, Week 2
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2014, 09:13:34 am »
Thanks Wanderin!!!