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Title: hey mizdirection
Post by: Steve in HTown on January 02, 2013, 01:40:25 pm
since you're not from that other forum and you're truly a newbie,
tell us a little bit about yourself.  :banana
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Bob Booger Sugar on January 02, 2013, 01:41:02 pm
I like running and eating apples
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Spanky in Tidewater on January 02, 2013, 01:41:58 pm
No carrots?
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Bob Booger Sugar on January 02, 2013, 01:44:01 pm
carrots are for fags. You seem like you like carrots
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Spanky in Tidewater on January 02, 2013, 01:48:46 pm
I do like carrots. Parsnips are better though.
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Steve in HTown on January 02, 2013, 01:50:16 pm
if i put carrots in my juicer, does that make me gay?
a friend wants to know.
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Bob Booger Sugar on January 02, 2013, 02:14:12 pm
if i put carrots in my juicer, does that make me gay?
a friend wants to know.
NO, it makes you healthy. Great way to start the New Year
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Hedstrom on January 02, 2013, 02:14:45 pm
if i put carrots in my juicer, does that make me gay?
a friend wants to know.

Not if you wear velour jumpsuits.
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: the judo madonna on January 02, 2013, 03:27:08 pm
i put all my food through a dehydrator, then i juice it.

i've gained like 80 lbs. this diet sucks.
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Blake on January 02, 2013, 08:17:37 pm
How do we know that this Steef is just like the other Steef?
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Matt in Nashville on January 02, 2013, 08:20:18 pm
Since we're questioning stuff, Am I supposed to believe you're the same blake as before?
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Rob in VB on January 03, 2013, 12:32:25 pm
Not if you wear velour jumpsuits.

Stop putting "u's" everywhere.
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Hedstrom on January 03, 2013, 01:01:22 pm
Stop putting "u's" everywhere.

How do you spell "velour"?
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Rob in VB on January 03, 2013, 01:02:29 pm
How do you spell "velour"?

Like most Americans.  Incorrectly.
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Spanky in Tidewater on January 03, 2013, 01:02:44 pm
How do you spell "velour"?

I don't, ever. In fact. I don't think I've even said the word in my lifetime.
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Hedstrom on January 03, 2013, 02:01:29 pm
Crushed velvet?
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Spanky in Tidewater on January 03, 2013, 02:06:56 pm
Crushed velvet?

Isn't that a fruity drink for women
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: Hedstrom on January 03, 2013, 02:08:38 pm
Isn't that a fruity drink for women

Blue Martini
Title: Re: hey mizdirection
Post by: John in Nashville on January 03, 2013, 10:54:29 pm
Blue Martini

Cosmo?