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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Newport Sports
« on: November 11, 2013, 06:41:48 pm »
Do you understand comedy? The segment has nothing to do with promoting smoking. The segment is to take a former pothead that smokes 2 packs of Newports a day and have him review sporting events having no interest in the scoreboard.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Where's JJ?
« on: October 18, 2013, 02:37:01 am »
I'll be back monday. only a week but it seems like forever to me too. :)

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: What's wrong with the show.
« on: September 18, 2013, 08:38:53 am »
Sometime when the show is on look through #JayMohrSports. The people that are read often are BY FAR the most creative and funniest.
Funny gets read. We notice the twet long before we notice who sent it. The guys win for a reason. Look at the Twitter Hat Trick Club timeline Mike in Vegas put together. There have been like five new winners this month alone.

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Phil Hendrie is so amazig you actually just assume it's going to go great. he is ridiculously talented. Bobbie is calling again on tuesday..

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JJ I have to apologize because I lost track of you years ago. I thought you moved to Africa to smoke that Zimbabwe Cush and never came back or something :( I love my Houston sports radio and was so pissed when I heard about the schedule change. Me: "Jay Mohr sports? Who the eff is this Jay Mo....oh wait...THE Jay Mohr???? Huh?? Oh ok!" Always loved your work and you're a much welcome addition to my Houston sports radio line-up. Never change, brother and much love. GO BUBBALO BILLS!
much love brother! thank you!

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What was the official start of 1940's announcer?  I know that it dominated the show when the Tampa Bay Rays had a twitter war with the Boston Red Sox, but I remember JJ doing it a few weeks earlier in a basketball take.  1940's announcer is the best...I laugh my ass off every time!

Keep up the great work JJ!!!!!
1940's announcer is from an old Ron Bennington bit where he was doing the announcers from jackie Robinson's first games. "Come on down to the ball park and see the wolrd's first black ball player"
youtube Ron Bennington. Anything that comes up is golden. he is my radio idol

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Jay.....  Chip talking A-rod today!!!!!!!!!!!!   ............. CHIP CHIPPERSON = CELEBRITY LAST CALL ...  DOUBLES GUNS!!!!!!!
Cock SUCKA!

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"BECAUSE!!!! is from a golfer. it was totally random and he said it super loud in the middle of a very mellow presser. Dan Beyer eating children is from Stanley Cup talk. I asked Toohey, when his wife gives birth, who would he hand the baby to first, like passing around the Stanley Cup. he said Beyer, I said, "You can't hell eat it!" Beyer hopped on mic indignant and declared, "I do not eat children!"

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: bernie kosar
« on: August 10, 2013, 09:49:31 am »
Thanks Judo. I was confused as to the Dallas in the Superbowl part. I thought maybe you meant when the Superbowl was in Dallas. My question remains, why would the Cowboys care that much about Bernie Kosar to do that for him?

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where does the "sometimes you ween, sometimes you no ween.." sound bit come from? haha makes me laugh everytime

new listener though. found the show flippin thru am stations when i got my new job, love it!!! keep it up JJ  8)
Anderson Silva said it on the show in regards to his upcoming Chris Weidman fight. He no ween

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I'll get things started with the staff and some of the inside jokes associated with them...
** (The views expressed do not necessarily represent those of Mike in Vegas)

Dan Beyer (Sports Anchor) .. Strongest man in the world, arch enemy of Mark Henry, loves baby carrots, does not eat real babies, likes to hang out in the hall.

Matty Boy (Ass. Producer) .. Tweet screener, only has 1 lung from smoking too much weed, has a semi creepy mustache, is in love with Amanda Bynes.

Greg Toohey (Executive Producer) .. looks like a muppett, resembles a toddler, enjoys all things toddler related.

John Ramos (Sound board) .. pays attention roughly 75% of the time, usually busy snacking on things like almonds with wasabi sauce.

Vito Violante (Ass. Producer) .. werewolf that Pat O'Brien discovered and adopted years ago in Transylvania.

Brain (Former intern from Venezuela) .. enormous head, karaoke aficionado, used to announce callers from Lawl Lyland (Long island) and Floor-eeda! (Florida)

Pat O'Brien (everyone knows P.O.B.) .. his show follows Jay's, knows everyone who ever lived, likes to step in unannounced to ask Jay questions like where in the hell his chair is.
THIS IS AMAZING

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Inside Jokes
« on: August 06, 2013, 05:46:33 pm »
Don't everyone jump up at once...

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: JMS Mid-Year Awards Best Sound Drop
« on: July 17, 2013, 08:02:34 pm »
need you guys to narrow this list to 5 for tomorrow. Seriously moving forward with this

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: picking of nits.
« on: July 01, 2013, 07:40:37 pm »
This confuses me.

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