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Title: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ChrisInBhamAL on March 22, 2013, 03:35:31 pm
(Chris In alabama)

I see where Jay has said sometimes with all that goes on he has some lined up that he just doesn't get to due to time.

ITT post some of your best work that ended up on the cutting room floor.

I'll start w/ a few from this week:

(After Robert Morris beat Kentucky)

I smoked weed w Bobby Morris. It was him & Sloan Katteren & they were blazin that stuff up all the time. s/ Brennen Huff

I tell u the time I was w Bill Murray in West Vir playing dominos, Verona High are called hillbillies. Here's Dan POB

I was in a bunker w Francis Ford Coppola when Brando walks by, you know horizontal strips are slimming s/ POB

JJ can we request Big & Rich for #HipHopFriday? Signed Harvard's roster.

Hey @therealheymatty dont worry bout the stache, I think its a great idea, signed The Producers of Grease 2

Hey @therealheymatty did you bust up my wooly willy & glue the shaving to your lip? Oooooo, I'm tellin s/ Greg Toohey

(I thought the Wooly Willy would kill but, as Jay says, comedy is hard)

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Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: PopsGeez on March 22, 2013, 05:25:21 pm
"Dear JJ, if I was a pitcher my walking out song would be "It's raining men".  Signed, Mike Piazza"
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: JayGray on March 22, 2013, 05:55:14 pm
Alright... I thought my strong stuff was left dangling today so here goes

"You know, I would have thought an ivy league guy like Lin would be more articulur. - G.W. Bush"
having said that... The hat trick contest has been getting stronger lately. Guys are bringing some really good stuff. Between that and time constraints you can understand why some stuff gets left out. I like now how Jay is showing respect for good ones that got missed with a retweet after the show.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on March 22, 2013, 06:26:52 pm
"Dear JJ, i think you're giving entirely too much air-time to your crew, signed, Jason Stewart".
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: jayjay on March 22, 2013, 08:04:51 pm
I see where Jay has said sometimes with all that goes on he has some lined up that he just doesn't get to due to time.

ITT post some of your best work that ended up on the cutting room floor.

I'll start w/ a few from this week:

I smoked weed w Bobby Morris. It was him & Sloan Katteren & they were blazin that stuff up all the time. s/ Brennen Huff

I tell u the time I was w Bill Murray in West Vir playing dominos, Verona High are called hillbillies. Here's Dan P

I was in a bunker w Francis Ford Coppola when Brando walks by, you know horizontal strips are slimming s/ POB

JJ can we request Big & Rich for #HipHopFriday? Signed Harvard's roster.

Hey @therealheymatty dont worry bout the stache, I think its a great idea, signed The Producers of Grease 2

Hey @therealheymatty did you bust up my wooly willy & glue the shaving to your lip? Oooooo, I'm tellin s/ Greg Toohey

(I thought the Wooly Willy would kill but, as Jay says, comedy is hard)

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Bro, I read 4 of those on my way to work. Tweeting during office hours is pretty important.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: MRob1980 on March 22, 2013, 09:17:26 pm
Does anyone keep track of tweets read on air? I don't get to hear the entire show every day but I still blindly throw tweets at the wall. Or do I have to listen to pod cast to find out if I get read?
Best show going.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: BuryCats on March 22, 2013, 09:26:04 pm
Does anyone keep track of tweets read on air? I don't get to hear the entire show every day but I still blindly throw tweets at the wall. Or do I have to listen to pod cast to find out if I get read?
Best show going.

I'm thinking of hiring a couple of Indians (in India) to DM or reply to us when our tweets are read. They want $0.02 per tweet. I'm willing to give them a penny and a half.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: cmgww on March 22, 2013, 11:31:07 pm
Some past ones that were funny in my head at least

"Well jay, if Bucknell gets killed in the first round, I guess you could say the Butler did it." Yeaeaaah!
I reference to baseball players intro songs: when I come out, it will be to anything by Elton John. S/ Manti Te'o (knew it wouldn't get read after he went off about Te'o and the gay thing, oh well)
Chris Culliver references:
I know one endorsement Culliver won't be getting....Ben Gay
"I don't mind that sweet stuff in my locker room." S/ marshawn lynch (his love of skittles, if you have to explain it, well....)

And I thought this one might get a shot...
I didn't leave the pats bc of the money. I was afraid of Mt Vesuvius growing on Bob Kraft's face. S/ Wes Welker

Yeah, comedy is hard
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: Blake on March 24, 2013, 08:16:25 pm
I see Chris is in Birmingham Alabama and I don't think of Jay Mohr Sports, I think of Dreamland Ribs and Milo's hamburgers.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ChrisInBhamAL on March 25, 2013, 12:46:28 pm
Haha.

There ya go. Damn, I haven't been to Dreamland in a while.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: Blake on March 25, 2013, 07:30:56 pm
I used to live in Vestavia, so a trip to 5 Points was a regular event for me and my friends after we got something to eat out on 280
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: MRob1980 on March 27, 2013, 03:37:11 pm
I know this wouldn't get read. Funny but not National Radio funny. (Not PC)

@jaymohr37
I guess  Schwartz won't  be going to training camp this year. We all know how it turns out when Jews go to camp.
#JayMohrSports
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: jayjay on March 27, 2013, 10:26:20 pm
I know this wouldn't get read. Funny but not National Radio funny. (Not PC)

@jaymohr37
I guess  Schwartz won't  be going to training camp this year. We all know how it turns out when Jews go to camp.
#JayMohrSports
HAHAHAHAHA! Jews being put into camps and then put into gas chambers until six million were dead. I dont know how I missed that one. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :'(
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: cmgww on March 27, 2013, 10:40:01 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Jews being put into camps and then put into gas chambers until six million were dead. I dont know how I missed that one. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :'(

What about the scene in Funny People (very underrated film IMO) where Sandler is talking to a woman and she mentions she is on J Date. Since he is Jewish I guess he gets an exemption...apologies for the terrible YouTube clip

http://youtu.be/wadWg6223kk (http://youtu.be/wadWg6223kk)
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on March 28, 2013, 10:06:17 pm
"it's just one loss. the heat can start winning whenever they want. Signed, a friend of Bill's".
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: jayjay on March 29, 2013, 01:20:50 am
"it's just one loss. the heat can start winning whenever they want. Signed, a friend of Bill's".
Brilliant. Seriously.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: El Cos on April 01, 2013, 05:06:56 pm
i would like to tweet mohr", but have to catch the show on the podcast half the week. so miss the live action.  I had one about val kilmer last week and his 3 favorite MC's..  Mc griddle, Mc flurry, and Mc nugget or something like that..
weak I know
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on April 04, 2013, 05:33:54 pm
"I wasn't a big Bob Marley fan, too much bumbachicka, but on further review: WICKED PISSAH"

because i'm sure no one's ever pointed out the chowd comedian has the same name as a rastafari.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: BuryCats on April 04, 2013, 05:56:52 pm
Careful with the Val Kilmer tweets. I actually got a reply from the guy once. Don't think he gives a shit.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ChrisInBhamAL on April 18, 2013, 04:42:17 pm
Ok, today (4.18) and I've been out of the game for a bit.

@JayMohr37 #PositivityThursday JJ I'm positive that Dan Beyer sweats when he thinks about fudge. #JayMohrSports
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on April 26, 2013, 09:02:58 am
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK

THE JETS ARE ON THE CLOCK

THEY DRAFT A LASS, WHO CAN'T THROW A PASS

AND REX IS LEFT HOLDING HIS AGOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: French Fry Phil on May 01, 2013, 02:27:13 pm
I thought this was a perfect tweet...

Mark Curry? Mark Jacket? How about Mark Summers issuing a Double Dare style Physical Challenge to the Nuggets? #jaymohrsports @jaymohr37

1)Jay couldn't get Warrior's coach Mark Jackson's name right for half the show
2) Mark Jackson was accusing Denver for being too physical & having "hit men"
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: Macho Hombre on May 01, 2013, 03:15:58 pm
I only had 4 today but thought these 2 were pretty solid:

JJ why does everyone keep asking me if my ankle is good to go for Game 6? Mi no comprende.
- Canelo Alvarez

JJ the Falcons have a lot of nerve trying to steal away our customers with this gimmick.
- Handheld Shower Head
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: JayGray on May 01, 2013, 10:52:10 pm
I could have sworn This would make the Cut: "Jay, Could I get that offer code again? I would LOVE to double my berries. -regards, Forrest Griffin."
But after thinking about it, Maybe they didn't want to insult the sponsor by comparing Sherry's Berries to testicles.

I can live with that.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: jayjay on May 02, 2013, 09:11:47 am
I only had 4 today but thought these 2 were pretty solid:

JJ why does everyone keep asking me if my ankle is good to go for Game 6? Mi no comprende.
- Canelo Alvarez

JJ the Falcons have a lot of nerve trying to steal away our customers with this gimmick.
- Handheld Shower Head
Hand held shower head is hysterical. just didn't see it. our bad
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: jayjay on May 02, 2013, 09:13:09 am
I could have sworn This would make the Cut: "Jay, Could I get that offer code again? I would LOVE to double my berries. -regards, Forrest Griffin."
But after thinking about it, Maybe they didn't want to insult the sponsor by comparing Sherry's Berries to testicles.

I can live with that.
would have read it if we saw it. hysterical . love mixing in the sponsors and love borderline subversive where I can act offended.... nice job. YOU WON ANYWAY!
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: JayGray on May 02, 2013, 01:38:41 pm
You're damn right i did. Thanks bro!
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ChrisInBhamAL on May 02, 2013, 02:49:27 pm
I thought I had it today. JJ mentioned I was hot & I did get in a groove. At the end of the day however, great job by VAGamecock.

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@jaymohr37 #BadEtchant Carmelo Anthony missed more shots than Elmer Fudd s/ Etchant Man #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 #BadEtchant If I win the 50 card I'm donating it to @danbeyeronfoxs favorite charity. His stomach s/ Etchant Man   #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 I have a question for Kareem. If he & Lew Alcindor went 1 on 1 who would win? s/ LaSalle Hoopsters #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 Well JJ, doesn't look like this Kenyon won't be in it for the.....long run. YEAHHHHH #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 #JayMohrSports Speaking of Fragrant Fouls JJ @TheRealHeyMatty took down his munchies last night w 4 bean burritos

@jaymohr37 Hey Kareem grab u a donut on the way out. wait. Where are the....Dammit Beyer.  #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 (Door opens violently) How many donuts are left? I swear JaBall I will cut you. s/ @danbeyeronfox  #JayMohrSports

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After JJ mentioned my name & that I was hot but didn't walk away with the prize this is how I felt.

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Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: BuryCats on May 03, 2013, 01:58:08 pm
That is "chalk full of nuts" Chris!
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ChrisInBhamAL on May 07, 2013, 02:48:13 pm
Inaugural #TireyTuesday had it all. All Boss Charles Ramsey, Bug eyed Walruses, Big Onions....

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@jaymohr37 #jaymohrsports  And I  will strike down with furious anger those who try to harm & destroy my brothers. Charles Jules Ramsey #likeaBOSS

@jaymohr37 #JayMohrSports 911: Look here man I just got back from Rally's & someone thru Tony Rocky Horror off the roof s/Charles Jules Ramsey

@jaymohr37 #JayMohrSports 911: Look here my man I jus got back from Hotel Bel-Air & someone has left a growler in the Exec Bathroom s/ Don M

@jaymohr37 #JayMohrSports former PGs who won rings in Detroit make great front office men s/ Alan Houston, Steve Francis & Antonio McDyss

@jaymohr37 #JayMohrSports  Mr Ramesy's a hero. Did I tell u the time I had vegan tacos w David Bowie. Wonderful smelling man. here's Steve - POB

@jaymohr37 #JayMohrSports  911: Look here man I jus got back from Big Kahuna Burger & there's a guy here who just cashed my sprite s/ Brett


Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: French Fry Phil on May 08, 2013, 02:01:03 pm
Here's some tweets from today's show that got missed or weren't good enough:

@frenchfryphil: "You know I was apart of the #THTC once, of course back in 1974 it involved 3 homing pigeons & 140 chirps" ~POB
@jaymohr37 #jaymohrsports

@frenchfryphil: FYI: I never let any of Matty's tweets get read when I'm broadcasting French-Fry Sports from my carport
#jaymohrsports @jaymohr37

@frenchfryphil: "Where do you get those leak protectors at?" ~ Richard Nixon
#jaymohrsports @jaymohr37

@frenchfryphil: Waiver News: The Riverside County Correctional Facility Touch Football team has picked up free agent Titus Young
#jaymohrsports @jaymohr37

Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ChrisInBhamAL on May 08, 2013, 02:19:34 pm
Diamond Push Up Wednesday (5/8) - wasn't feeling it today. Did have tweet of the day w/ JR Smith BRICK reference.

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@jaymohr37  Hey JJ, NBA analysis is HARD huh? s/ John Starks  #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37  Knock me down & call me an accountant. s/ Robert Guerrero #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37  Riiiing. This is JayGray & u've reached my voicemail. Please leave a message. If this is Etchant Man, I'm NOT at Gators   #jaymohrsports

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(Chris In alabama)
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: BigNasty826 on May 08, 2013, 03:52:34 pm
BigNasty826: @jaymohr37 I used to disagree, but upon further review, I have found that two heads are indeed better than one. Signed, OJ Simpson #jaymohrsports
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: BigNasty826 on May 08, 2013, 03:57:31 pm
BigNasty826: @jaymohr37 today is draft day? I guess that explains the draft in my living room from where the wall used to be. /s/ billy joel's neighbor #jaymohrsports
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: BuryCats on May 08, 2013, 04:54:05 pm
Since this is probably a trap and JJ probably doesn't remember the setup (JJ doesn't follow The Onion, etc. because they are not real), I'll leave this here noting that it gave me a chuckle to write it. You know, since the signee can't be real.

@jaymohr37 "I don't follow any fake accounts because they're not accountants." Signed, Lasalle B-ball player in MBA program. #JayMohrSports

Also, I dropped this one on Diamond Dan sticker day:

@jaymohr37 Difference betw. DD and #HeyMatty: DD followed a trail of stickers on Xmas Day, #HeyMatty followed trail of Kents. #JayMohrSports
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: Etchant Man on May 08, 2013, 11:57:53 pm
1. There r black guys in NASCAR ! --regards- that one misplaced raisin in a box of Corn Pops

2. Well Jay, it appears that JayGray not inviting me to the sports pub puts our friendship
on....Shecky..ground..YEEEAAAAHHH !!!

3. Noah is playing with Plantar Fasciitis ?..Didn't we defeat the Fasciitis in Italy during WWII -LaSalle

There was a story about Leaking Men

4.What's this about leaking athletes--regards Scotty Pee Peeing ----( ok that was stupid)
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: MRob1980 on May 09, 2013, 04:45:41 am
 Not my best work thought one of the bunch might get through...

@jaymohr37
I was going to use the promo code for http://t.co/IWm9cObCUx but I can't find my J.
S
_.R. Smith
#jaymohrsports

 @jaymohr37
Hey JJ what's the name of that razor company again? We could use some fresh ones.
S
The Canucks


 @jaymohr37
You know I once had a twitter altercation with @JayGray73
S
POB
#JayMohrSports

This one is from #TireyTuesday

 @jaymohr37
Can we get Charles Ramsey to help find Derrick Rose??
S
Minutes per game
#JayMohrSports
#TireyTuesday
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: NYNICK on May 09, 2013, 10:03:46 am
1.My top 3 MC's are Lefteye Lopez, Slick Rick , and Bushwick Bill. -Dick Vitale #jaymohrsports #hiphopfridays

I should have #oneeyedppl

2.When Brain visits Mt. Rushmore, does he have to explain to tourists that he was never a president? @jaymohr37 #jaymohrsports

3.I don't care about Goodell's draught rules, just as long as I can drive home after-Al Micheals #jaymohrsports #miracleoverice

4.#caruso Well Jay, @danbeyeronfox doesn't hate the Lakers, he just prefers the Boston Cremes #jaymohrsports @jaymohr37

The rest of mine are more useless than the Marlin's upper deck.

Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ARBraddock on May 09, 2013, 11:21:05 am
@jaymohr37 well j, i guess you could say anthony, was taking carmelbows to the face... #jaymohrsports #caruso
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: SeanSakimae on May 09, 2013, 12:04:50 pm
"A no-hitter for 4 innings?  I had a no hitter going for 38 years.
Signed,
AC Green"


"(Caruso) well Jay, I guess you could say Ginobli played like MANUre."

@SnapTheJap on Twitter
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: Macho Hombre on May 09, 2013, 02:49:06 pm
@jaymohr37 I once had a fan flip me off, but he kept coming back and ended up giving me $2600. - Tubs of Fun Operator #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 JJ I'm still stuck here under the Heat bleachers waiting for my mom to come get me. - Bedazzled iPhone Jewel #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 @TheRealHeyMatty JJ I'm really thankful Noah didn't hit my mom and possibly ruin my masterpiece. - Spray Tan #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 Can you call 911 for us? Our mom dropped us under the bleachers last night and never came back. - Marlboro Lights #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 @TheRealHeyMatty JJ all of the middle-aged cougar housewives LOVE me. - White Pants #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 I once raced a bear on a bicycle in Shanghai. Ironically it ended with me enjoying him for lunch. - POB #JayMohrSports

@jaymohr37 I once traded a monkey to a bear and all I got was this dumb t-shirt with a bicycle on it. Here's Steve... - POB #JayMohrSports
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on May 09, 2013, 03:21:33 pm
not hatin', just statin'.

this whole page isn't funny, except for the dick vitale and the Manure Ginobli
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: BigNasty826 on May 09, 2013, 03:40:46 pm
BigNasty826: @jaymohr37 today is draft day? I guess that explains the draft in my living room from where the wall used to be. /s/ billy joel's neighbor #jaymohrsports

This thread is for past tweets that didn't make it. Not just ones from yesterday. I thought it was obvious that the above tweet was from a few weeks ago. I guess I should have clarified, but thanks for reading it on the air, JJ
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: French Fry Phil on May 09, 2013, 06:41:41 pm
It made my day to get 2 full minutes of airtime on the greatest sports show ever, and have 4 tweets (half of them horrible yes) be dissected and ran through the ringer by Jay & Matty. And now we all know that Matty grades tweets on a 2 point system.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on May 10, 2013, 03:32:27 pm
"By curious coincidence, David Cross is the #6 jock holder of all time"
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: ChrisInBhamAL on May 10, 2013, 05:14:33 pm
(5/10) Hip Hop Friday - very lack luster day in for the THTC Twaters.

Here's what I thought was funny:

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(Pedro Martinez interview) @jaymohr37 Pedro has a point. Hey did I ever tell u about the points we were shaving in....aggg s/ Maury #Goodfellas #JayMohrSports

(Crazy Miami flip off bitch) @jaymohr37 Miami lady was out of control. I tell u the time I took Janet Jackson to the daytime emmys. Loves tapas here's steve - POB #JayMohrSports

(Dan Shaughnessy interview) @jaymohr37 So Shaughnessy's article made Epstein? He'll need a letter from his mom to get back in a front office. #Kotter #JayMohrSports

(On Memphis not retaining their HC) @jaymohr37 I don't know JJ, we're not sure keeping coach Hollins is a good idea. s/ Isiah Thomas & Mike Tannenbaum #JayMohrSports

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Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on June 17, 2013, 07:25:44 pm
@jaymohr37 I'm pretty sure she said we should build the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on June 19, 2013, 04:35:16 pm
(about the popovich interview) That question wasn't awkward at all. Signed, Pooping At Work.
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: Supremecy on June 19, 2013, 09:11:36 pm
You wanna touch my monkey.

/s/ Another Rapido Fire gem :lol
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on July 08, 2013, 04:16:18 pm
Earl Clark takes Ecstacy, goes fishing. It made me feel bait #PettingWorms
Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: the judo madonna on August 08, 2013, 06:20:23 pm
@jaymohr37 Greg Jennings wasn't talking junk, he was just doing Foo Fighters karaoke

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Title: Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it
Post by: cmgww on August 28, 2013, 10:47:44 pm
A few from today from me...extended non Twitter versions

The Broncos were actually mad that the NFL wanted to put a Flacco poster on Manning's forehead.
People in Denver are mad about the Flacco posters? I'm not, they taste and sound awesome! S/ Von Miller

I know mine aren't comedy gold, but it seems like JJ and Matty only pull from the THTC guys...rarely do I hear a Tweet read from an outsider...come on JJ, LOOK AT THE GAME TAPE!