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Jay Mohr Sports / bernie kosar

« on: August 09, 2013, 06:17:44 pm »

I called today about Bernie, and jay was a little confused, so i thought i'd clear it up.

Late in his career, Bernie was waived, which pissed everyone in Cleveland off.

He signed with Dallas as a free agent. They let him kneel the final snap in the super bowl.

even the backwoods retards in Dallas could redneckonize a champion.

i miss the old days of the NFL, when men were men.

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Jay Mohr Sports / the soundbank

« on: August 08, 2013, 03:54:06 pm »

i'm going to use this thread to post up funny audio clips that i think could be worked into the show.

i dunno if JJ will use them/see the humor, but it doesn't hurt to try.

the first is a clip of riley cooper speaking about the chesney incident

http://soundcloud.com/thejudomadonna/honkies-rumble

(Steef, can we embed soundcloud?)

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Jay Mohr Sports / buttfumble

« on: August 08, 2013, 04:58:10 am »

JJ was talking about the buttfumble the other day, so i thought it was an excellent time to recap the greatest moment in Jets History

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Jay Mohr Sports / matty died of a drug overdose

« on: July 17, 2013, 05:41:18 am »

top or bottom?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185153/

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Jay Mohr Sports / cavs have more talent than THTC

« on: July 10, 2013, 07:36:23 pm »

andrew bynum AND earl clark?!!!

A WHOP BOP A LOO BOW IT MAYMEE FEEL GREAT

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Jay Mohr Sports / Jeanie

« on: July 03, 2013, 02:56:08 pm »

was the most hysterical thing i've ever heard.

it was like Matt in Cleveland + Patty in Modesto

Neighbors dog, fram oil filters, i ain't sayin' where

she was truly the bottle on the top shelf.

f*cking awesome.

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Jay Mohr Sports / idear

« on: July 03, 2013, 05:32:17 am »

Maybe we should all submit videos of us doing our best Earl Clark impressions?

maymee feel great u know

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Jay Mohr Sports / picking of nits.

« on: July 01, 2013, 06:07:46 pm »

This is, admittedly, a minor annoyance, on what is a very strong show, but JJ has been so good about listening to the fans, so i figured it's worth a go.

One of the things that Gym Foam used to do that drove me nuts was to tweet something the previous night, and then read it word for word on the show the next day.

I get it, not everyone who listens is on Twitter, but is it really that hard to drop a "i tweeted earlier," at the beginning of the take?

I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it does, just feels kinda hacky or something.

i dunno, whatever. keep up the great work #mohrriorforlife

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Jay Mohr Sports / maymee feel great

« on: June 30, 2013, 08:51:29 am »

JMS regular Adam Corolla is doing a kickstarter for a movie?

What the f*ck. We pay for him to make a movie, and then he sells it, do we get points (dollars) on the back end? NO

f*ck the dumb shit, we pay for tickets, so you can make thousands of dollars.

With all your hollywood connects, agents, etc, you can't get this greenlit?

We're gonna buy a ticket to see it, now we have to pay to make it too?

Go f*ck yourself.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Gloss for Buzz

« on: June 19, 2013, 04:25:10 pm »

Buzz is hilarious, considering he's a basketball coach.

One of my favorite show guests. I think he's earned himself some gloss.

What do you think?

Me, i'm going with "The Big Lozenge", but i'm not married to it.

Whaddya got?

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Jay Mohr Sports / doobin' or whatever the f

« on: June 18, 2013, 06:41:15 pm »

is it just me, or is the dollar shave club guy the biggest d-bag on the radio?

I know Jay would never trashcan a sponsor, but jeez, both times that guy has been on, it's been pretty rough.

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Jay Mohr Sports / sarah tiana

« on: June 12, 2013, 07:04:14 pm »

makes me feel funny in the pants

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Jay Mohr Sports / HIP-FLOP FRIDAY

« on: May 30, 2013, 03:03:57 pm »

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Jay Mohr Sports / this is bugs

« on: May 28, 2013, 03:03:30 pm »

Over the holiday weekend, I saw that JJ was doing sort of a mini Q&A on Twitter. Someone asked him what his favorite thing to say as Eddie Vedder was, and he said "this is Bugs".

it really struck me funny.

so, i dunno, when you guys are making your terrible phone calls, maybe tag one with this is Bugs in your best Eddie impression.

It'll make me laugh, at least.

what would you guys do without me and my awesome ideas?

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Jay Mohr Sports / The Indians bandwagon

« on: May 20, 2013, 04:20:14 pm »

still plenty of seats left, if anyone wants to get on board.

Baseball's hottest team has everything:

- SWISH
- MARK REYNOLDS' SCRAGGLED BEARD JUST MASHIN' TATERS
- BACK-TO-BACK JACKS
- STUBBS
- TITO
- VINNY PESTANO THROWIN GAS, AGOOOOOO

Reserve your seat today, in time for the inevitable post-All Star break downward spiral to finish 10 games under .500.

BASED BALL. IT'S FANNNNN-TASTIC!