Since this is probably a trap and JJ probably doesn't remember the setup (JJ doesn't follow The Onion, etc. because they are not real), I'll leave this here noting that it gave me a chuckle to write it. You know, since the signee can't be real.
@jaymohr37 "I don't follow any fake accounts because they're not accountants." Signed, Lasalle B-ball player in MBA program. #JayMohrSports
Also, I dropped this one on Diamond Dan sticker day:
@jaymohr37 Difference betw. DD and #HeyMatty: DD followed a trail of stickers on Xmas Day, #HeyMatty followed trail of Kents. #JayMohrSports