First nomination: Pants calling his #69 slot and actually winning it was epically epic (as my kids would say because everyone knows I'm not that cool)
Second: Most butchered name would be Travanti Jar of Mayo, Had a Meal-o, Gera-Millo...however you say it!
Third: The THTC Twitter Coach / Oracle would be Cobb for sure!
(All Approved by Brad. -Brad)