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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jay Mariotti

« on: November 08, 2013, 08:22:10 pm »

I can't take him seriously after all the times Woody Paige took a dump on his chest. Woody beating up Mariotti was OK because it's alright to emotionally attack a girl, amirite @MariottiShow? It also doesn't help that he blocked me on Twitter like a bitch.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Jay Mariotti

« on: November 07, 2013, 12:27:33 pm »

If domestic violence isn't funny then why am I laughing so hard at Jay Mariotti standing on his soap box telling me bullying is wrong?
 http://deadspin.com/5619582/jay-mariotti-domestic-dispute-witness-he-grabbed-her-by-the-hair

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Fox Sports off Sirius/XM?

« on: October 26, 2013, 12:56:35 am »

It's been months since the station that used to have Mohr Sports in Peoria stopped coming in. Was in Bloomington around where the station is yesterday and it was nothing but static.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: RIP...this board.

« on: October 21, 2013, 10:54:33 am »

Would it help if I made a fat joke about Jesus in Chicago and he responded in the forum that he "doesn't read"?

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: What's wrong with the show.

« on: September 13, 2013, 11:44:24 pm »

Other than the podcast stuff I posted about, my only complaint is the tweets read on air are basically the same group of people. It's pretty rare to hear a tweet read by anyone not a member of the THTC. I get it though, comedy is hard and those guys are pretty damn funny. But maybe mix it up a bit...

That said, it's the best 3 hours of my work day. And having a portable XM player in my car (I work in field sales so I am always on the road). It has a pause/rewind function so I rarely miss any of the show. Keep up the good work JJ and crew!

Sometime when the show is on look through #JayMohrSports. The people that are read often are BY FAR the most creative and funniest.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Great Roast

« on: September 03, 2013, 03:38:34 am »

Big congrats to Sarah Tiana on a great roast! Tony Hinchecliffe's spaghetti joke was phenominal and top to bottom it was really solid. Not sure which jokes were yours but Aziz was slapping his knee harder than Jesse Joyce slaps women.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: JMS Mid-Year Awards Best Female Contributor *Poll*

« on: July 18, 2013, 01:57:02 pm »

Anyone that likes Sarah Tiana needs to make time to see her standup live. She came to Peoria awhile back with Judah Friedlander and KILLED

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: @saratiana on twitter

« on: May 08, 2013, 09:04:26 pm »

If you like Jeff Ross definitely follow her. She's written some of his best jokes

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Had to turn off ALL GAY RADIO today

« on: May 01, 2013, 03:27:03 pm »

You think Jay sold out? Yeah, he did. He sold out Fullrton, he sold out Sacramento, he sold out Brea. It's only selling out if you change what you would have done to fit what people want to hear. Rome did this with NASCAR. I don't agree with Jay's points and I think he should have been more prepared to pea to the religious spectrum of it if he was going to speak about it but a lot of people are like you and I and hated what they heard today and when he wanted to do away with the 2nd Amendment an Jay still went with it

Auto correct pwnd me. pea is supposed to be speak and the last sentence should have been about 3 sentences

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Had to turn off ALL GAY RADIO today

« on: April 30, 2013, 11:05:16 pm »

You think Jay sold out? Yeah, he did. He sold out Fullrton, he sold out Sacramento, he sold out Brea. It's only selling out if you change what you would have done to fit what people want to hear. Rome did this with NASCAR. I don't agree with Jay's points and I think he should have been more prepared to pea to the religious spectrum of it if he was going to speak about it but a lot of people are like you and I and hated what they heard today and when he wanted to do away with the 2nd Amendment an Jay still went with it

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Chat

« on: April 25, 2013, 03:34:32 am »

Where would we go when Mohr is fired from Fox next month? Sure giving Mohr a reach around for a subpar performance on JayMohrSports.com is fun but the fun will be taken away when he has an emotional melt down and ends up without a show.

I like that take, I liked it better the 1st time I heard it and it was SeahawkTom on StuckNut. JJ isn't being fired any time soon. As soon as he becomes syndicated (not sure if he has yet and the depth of the regulations on it) it will become a job he'll do until he wants to quit. All critiques aside, the show has Jay Mohr and he brings on great guests every day. There is too much talent to fail. It didn't work out perfectly for Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla but it wasn't their dream job and they didn't have years of experience guest hosting on the biggest stage in radio. This site needs a takebox and SN needs an updated takebox.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Funniest show today....

« on: April 25, 2013, 01:21:16 am »

Today was a great show. Chael and Jay's improv battle was hilarious

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Magic_Uno is a bitch

« on: March 21, 2013, 03:01:53 pm »

 

 

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Magic_Uno is a bitch

« on: March 21, 2013, 04:35:33 am »

Just so you know, I'm not reading one single line of your malt.  Your subject line is all I need to see.

If you want to malt, go to Stucknut, and join in with the rest of those retards.

Thanks.

You want to know how I know you ARE sitting there reading every word I write? Because it's damn good but also because you respond to it every time I post anything. Stop the lies. Everything was fine with Rome until he made it clear that everyone that listens to his show thinks you're a terrible caller and that no one would miss your Jungle contributions. He put you in the hack off. Then you melted down. Everything was fine with Mohr until he made it clear that you were completely replaceable in every way and that no one would miss your Mohrior contributions. He blocked you. Then you melted down. JJ has always been open and honest about being sensitive. You lie about it to cover it up under the delusion of grandeur that you actually have as much talent as the average person. You are well below average. Hence being blocked and banished to the hack off.
What is malting anyway? I've never actually heard that word used in real life. Is it some affeminate way of calling me gay? Really Jesus? Look, America has changed and you don't need to hide your homoerotic feelings anymore, Jesus in Closet. Just stop all the lies.
You seem to be awfully critical of his standards for whether or not he blocks some one for a guy that blocks those who unfollow him UNLESS they can benifit you in your quest to be admired by some one in the digital world.
Try to follow this one. No one will blame you if you can't.  When caps are used in a text based form it signifies emphasis, not that a person is yelling at you. If you are going to go with the grammar nazi smack at least do it right
These emotional breakdowns are really troubling to me. You can't seem to stay in a relationship for more than a month. If you were to find that one special guy that can look at you without throwing up in his mouth how do you expect to keep him around when you can't even keep JJ from blocking you? Heck, I don't even think he's blocked Vic even after everything Vic threw at him.
I really hope this can help Jesus in Closet. You can trust us. You are among friends.

You're welcome

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Jay Mohr Sports / Magic_Uno is a bitch

« on: March 20, 2013, 05:31:50 pm »

Made this forum so that bitch can't lock it. When things don't go your way you throw a temper tantrum like a 4 year old. This will stay up so EVERYONE can enjoy taking their turn putting a bruise on JJ's Rihanna. JJ brought you into this world and he took you out like Casey Anthony did. Now stop complaining about it. And before you make another ill fated attempt at taking me out think long and hard about how bad you have already been punished. Since you aren't mature enough to make your own decisions let that South Side Ewok you call a girl make the decision of whether or not you should come back at me. If "she" says yes keep her around because she wants you taken out like the rest of us do.

I don't visit the site often because I'm not able to listen often so for the people on this site that can keep their emotions in tact, have at it.