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"it's just one loss. the heat can start winning whenever they want. Signed, a friend of Bill's".Brilliant. Seriously.
I know this wouldn't get read. Funny but not National Radio funny. (Not PC)HAHAHAHAHA! Jews being put into camps and then put into gas chambers until six million were dead. I dont know how I missed that one. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@jaymohr37
I guess Schwartz won't be going to training camp this year. We all know how it turns out when Jews go to camp.
#JayMohrSports
I'm ashamed to admit that I've never even heard of The DescendantsWhy would ya? Nominated for best picture and a new comer called George Clooney nominated for best actor.
Probably only JayJay himself can clear this one up... "hey hey everybody listen up..matty has an announcement"Decendants. Correct. "Your head's not right Matty" and "DON!" and "Good guy Don, do right by us" are all from the descendants. (should have won best picture and best actor by the way. That f*cking Silent movie shit won that year. ) bullshit. Clooney was other level.
I see where Jay has said sometimes with all that goes on he has some lined up that he just doesn't get to due to time.Bro, I read 4 of those on my way to work. Tweeting during office hours is pretty important.
ITT post some of your best work that ended up on the cutting room floor.
I'll start w/ a few from this week:
I smoked weed w Bobby Morris. It was him & Sloan Katteren & they were blazin that stuff up all the time. s/ Brennen Huff
I tell u the time I was w Bill Murray in West Vir playing dominos, Verona High are called hillbillies. Here's Dan P
I was in a bunker w Francis Ford Coppola when Brando walks by, you know horizontal strips are slimming s/ POB
JJ can we request Big & Rich for #HipHopFriday? Signed Harvard's roster.
Hey @therealheymatty dont worry bout the stache, I think its a great idea, signed The Producers of Grease 2
Hey @therealheymatty did you bust up my wooly willy & glue the shaving to your lip? Oooooo, I'm tellin s/ Greg Toohey
(I thought the Wooly Willy would kill but, as Jay says, comedy is hard)
The last tweet that I had get read on the air was followed by a "Here's your boycott" sound drop. Since then, none of my tweets have made it on air. This was about 3 weeks ago.Sarah Jessica was late for work because she was getting a new shoe put on?
I usually tweet the show once or twice a day, and I'll admit that not all of it is A+ material, but there have been a few that I thought would have gotten read, or were at least better than others that made it on air. Matty Boy just seems to ignore all of my tweets since my Sarah Jessica Parker blast.... have I been banned and I just don't know it?
Or am I just a bad tweeter and not really funny?
Just so you know, I'm not reading one single line of your malt. Your subject line is all I need to see.JAY MOHR .COM
If you want to malt, go to Stucknut, and join in with the rest of those retards.
Thanks.
I tried to get this rolling today, but Matty/JJ didn't want any of it. I still think it's funny, and i'd like to see what you guys come up with.
What movie roles would you like to see Don Martin in (based off of JJ's impression of him)
- The Dude in The Big Lebowski
- with POB as Riggs and Murtagh in Lethal Weapon
- Matthew McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused
- Hank Hill
what you got?
We just didn't get it at the time. It's hilarious.
WHen you were mailing the show song parodies and karaoke songs for brain you were making it about you.
You're still trying to make this about me.
Good lord, man. We have all moved on from that. You should too. Nobody cares about it anymore.There is a post about it YESTERDAY . 'You get more annoying each moment don't you.
