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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it

« on: May 09, 2013, 02:49:06 pm »

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: THTC assassins - Post some of your best Tweets that didn't make it

« on: May 01, 2013, 03:15:58 pm »

I only had 4 today but thought these 2 were pretty solid:

JJ why does everyone keep asking me if my ankle is good to go for Game 6? Mi no comprende.
- Canelo Alvarez

JJ the Falcons have a lot of nerve trying to steal away our customers with this gimmick.
- Handheld Shower Head