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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jan 17, 2013

« on: January 21, 2013, 04:38:37 pm »

It comes in on 99.5 FM but it has terrible reception. It comes from a city 30 minutes away.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jan 17, 2013

« on: January 17, 2013, 05:40:58 pm »

JJ why no love for Peoria, the 154th biggest radio area in the U.S. (suck it South Bend)? Tell me which station 2 dial and I know about 20 guys that will clog the station's phone lines.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Manti Te'o

« on: January 16, 2013, 10:17:31 pm »

Am I doing deep hip thrusts or humping Teo's girl? YOU DECIDE!

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Daily show threads

« on: January 11, 2013, 11:28:44 am »

im kinda waiting for the shitty stucknutters to leave first

Well you can't get rid of them all together but there has to be some way to sort through the good ones and the bad ones so Steef and I said "What about a Stroke Off?" 1 day a year we invite all the worst stucknutters to an event and flash some strobe lights at them. So baller

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Daily show threads

« on: January 11, 2013, 09:45:30 am »

Despite a week of this site limping along slower than a 4 AM hooker this could be your best site yet Steef.
WAR Taylor Swift being the female Roast Master General
WAR the new prequel to the Sex and the City show I keep seeing having an episode explaining the tragic event that turns her into a half horse

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jan 4, 2013 - Terry Bradshaw, Adam Carrola

« on: January 11, 2013, 08:56:28 am »

Pussy. The show has your name on it. You tell those f*ckers you want a cowbell instead of a doorbell gawddamnit! 

Cowbell instead of a door bell. Rack him

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Daily show threads

« on: January 11, 2013, 08:54:34 am »

I'd rack you if I was in imode, I mean who doesn't like to eat pussy?

Black guys. Because there is no better way to tell a woman you're hung like a horse than saying you won't eat it.
Side note. When Brad Williams is on today if they play celebrity serenades like Brad does on his podcast it will be the best show yet.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jan 3, 2013 - Jerome Bettis, Ryan Sickler

« on: January 03, 2013, 04:09:34 pm »

JJ said Ramos was hitting the button for Caruso. Is Vic in as producer? Did we just lose two Smack Off contenders with one move?

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Constructive Criticism

« on: January 02, 2013, 05:31:24 pm »

There are no pregnant pauses because he's an improv comic. You start your sentences without knowing where you're going. Rome likes being in control and knowing what he's going to say before he says it so every word can be crafted perfectly. 2 completely different styles.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Daily show threads

« on: January 02, 2013, 03:31:39 pm »

I don't know. Expecting Jay to fly out of the gate with everything long-time clones miss is probably unexpected.

I suspect Jay might move a little closer to what the show used to be, but not much. By that I don't expect Morrior on Morrior crime anytime soon.

There have to be Mohrior's before there can be Mohrior on Mohrior crime. As of now if you want to go at somebody all you got is JJ and if you go strong at him (Vic) JJ will get whiny. I'm not buying Jay's "we won't criticize you" stuff cuz his best sub pimp moments were tearing apart callers. Once there are some famous callers JJ is usually cool with ball busting

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Daily show threads

« on: January 02, 2013, 02:11:35 pm »

How long before we have a takebox on this site?

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: FIRST

« on: January 02, 2013, 02:00:00 pm »

I have yet to listen to a Mohr Stories podcast.  Can you recommend a specific episode to start off with?

Most of them aren't available on itunes but anything with Barry Katz is great. Jay Larson is good. Of the stuff on itunes now Adam Carolla is always good and Bill Burr busts Jay's balls the entire episode
The Darryl Wright S&M story is great