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Jay Mohr Sports / the soundbank

« on: August 08, 2013, 03:54:06 pm »

i'm going to use this thread to post up funny audio clips that i think could be worked into the show.

i dunno if JJ will use them/see the humor, but it doesn't hurt to try.

the first is a clip of riley cooper speaking about the chesney incident

http://soundcloud.com/thejudomadonna/honkies-rumble

(Steef, can we embed soundcloud?)

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: buttfumble

« on: August 08, 2013, 03:45:05 pm »

that game was so epic.

i quit smoking weed after college, but that was thanksgiving (or maybe christmas?) weekend, and my girlfriend's dad got me high as balls, and before the game, they showed some troops unrolling a giant flag, but the way the shot was cropped, you could only see their shoulders, which were moving, because they were shaking the flag, and basically looked like 20 marines in formal dress having a circlejerk.

so i laughed like an idiot for like, 20 minutes, then i finally get my shit together, and then the buttfumble happens and i was like "is this real life?".

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Jay Mohr Sports / buttfumble

« on: August 08, 2013, 04:58:10 am »

JJ was talking about the buttfumble the other day, so i thought it was an excellent time to recap the greatest moment in Jets History

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Would you guys agree?

« on: August 07, 2013, 04:46:05 am »

he's kind of a wideclops. eyes too far apart

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!

« on: August 06, 2013, 09:35:16 pm »

how many times did Gym Foam shout out Steef and plug his fansite on the air?

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Hocky

« on: August 06, 2013, 05:41:25 am »

derka derka mohammed jihad

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: JJ clowing Rome. Classic.

« on: July 31, 2013, 02:57:13 pm »

yeah that was pretty incredible

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Per Mike North: Don Martin leaving Fox Sports Radio

« on: July 30, 2013, 05:28:40 am »

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: the crabfeast defects?

« on: July 23, 2013, 10:18:52 pm »

ok, i pieced some of it together via twitter.

two ways to go on this one.

a.) jay left kevin smith on great terms, just to put his name on it, maybe sickle cell and larson just wanted to do the same.

b.) ryan is besties with tom, who's been distant because he's besties with Bert. maybe baby mama drama prompted the move?

these LA bitches are so catty, who knows? i love a good conspiracy.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: the crabfeast defects?

« on: July 23, 2013, 10:15:47 pm »

i haven't listened to today's feast, work's been crazy?

please elaborate, i haven't heard anything about this

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: JMS Mid-Year Awards Best Sound Drop

« on: July 17, 2013, 02:55:00 pm »

buzz
dick vitale

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Jay Mohr Sports / matty died of a drug overdose

« on: July 17, 2013, 05:41:18 am »

top or bottom?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185153/

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: No more Last Call segment?

« on: July 16, 2013, 09:07:46 pm »

i blame darryl wright. corporate whitey can't handle a black man that's off the chain, so to speak. Django.

i mean, just look at the black dudes that have made it in sports media, whitlock, gumbel, etc. they're just like the dave chappelle skit of the white news anchor. (former pros turned broadcaster don't count)

also, i think it's hard for most comedians to do the spot.

most of them are egomaniacs, and most of them aren't as successful as JJ. i'll let you do the math.

it was frequently a bitchin' segment though, I wish they still did it.

AND MORE SARAH TIANA

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: future guests to the podcast!

« on: July 16, 2013, 03:32:15 pm »

i actually really would like to hear Matty. It sounds like he's had sort of a nutty life, but whenever they mention any part of it, they just gloss right over it.

i mean, i know for sure after yesterday's show that he's Nikki's brother or somehow related, but he's still kind of a mystery.

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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Official MLS Thread

« on: July 16, 2013, 05:28:37 am »

tell those chicks to shave their pits, then call me