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« on: September 10, 2014, 09:03:26 pm »
Here are the Official Rosters and Scoring Rules:
POSITION JJ TOOHEY VITO RAMOS
QB1 Matt Schaub Geno Smith Brian Hoyer Eli Manning
QB2 Chad Henne R. Fitzpatrick M. Cassel EJ Manuel
RB1 T. Richardson R. Rice S. Jackson D. McFadden
RB2 L. Miller D. Williams Ben Tate J. Stewart
WR1 M. Austin E. Decker D. Amendola M. Wallace
WR2 D. Bowe K. Benjamin G. Jennings K. Britt
RULES
QB Scoring RB/WR Scoring RB/WR Scoring
INT: 2pts If You Score a TD: -5pts If You Score A TD: -5pts
Sacked: 1pt If You DONT Score a TD: 3pts If You DONT Score A TD: 3pts
Sacked/Fumble: 2pts Fumble: 5pts Fumble: 5pts
Turnover Returned for TD: 5pts AVG. Under 3yrds. per Carry: 1pt Drops (Unofficial Stat): 2pts
Benched: 20pts AVG. Under 2yrds. per Carry: 2pts Under 75yrds Rec: 1pt
Remain Benched for Next Game: 10pts Get Hurt and Leave Game: 3pts Under 50yrds Rec: 2pts
QB Rating under 80: 1pt Miss Game From Suspension Under 25yrds Rec: 3pts
QB Rating Under 70: 2pts Less Than 5 Targets: 2pts
QB Rating Under 60: 3pts Miss Game From Suspension: 5pts
QB Rating Under 50: 5pts
QB Rating in Single Digits: 10pts
Miss Game From Suspension: 5pts
*NO HEADS UP PLAY
*WEEKLY POINT TOTALS ONLY
*FEEL FREE TO CHECK/PROOF THE SCORES. MATH AND I DONT GET ALONG WELL.
WEEK 1 QB POINTS RB POINTS WR POINTS WEEKLY TOTAL POINTS
JJ 26PTS 11PTS 13PTS 50PTS
TOOHEY 4PTS 8PTS -1PTS 11PTS
VITO 3PTS 6PTS 8PTS 20PTS
RAMOS 16PTS 4PTS 0PTS 20PTS
40'S ANNOUNCER Guy:
Congratulations to Mr. Jay Mohr for picking the worst team he's been a part of since little league cheer leading (and what a tragedy that was)! It was truly a dominating performance from start to finish led by a horrible pair of quarterbacks so bad that America's fighting men refused to use them for bayonet practice.
John "Ghost Hands" Ramos gave him a run for his money folks totaling 20 points this week in a valiant effort to suck more than the latest line of Hoover Vacuum Cleaners. "BUY HOOVER! MORE SUCK FOR YOUR BUCK!"
Vito "The Werewolf" Violante rounds out the top 3 with 20 points as well due to his wide receivers inability to catch the ol' pig skin, and Ben Tate exiting the game early with an injury of some kind.
In last place we have Greg Toohey who apparently didn't grasp the concept of picking BAD PLAYERS....was a master STRATEGY to prepare for a late season rally, or has he taken over Matty's place in the group as the oblivious Pot Head?
Tune in next week for more BAD Fantasy Football to find out! And remember folks, when you smoke, SMOKE LUCKIES!
Seriously, please take a look at the scoring. Any information or site links that you guys think might help are appreciated.
Hope you guys enjoyed the post. We're shooting to have it updated by Wednesday/ Thursday of every week.
Thanks,
Wanderin' Trouble
Week 2 QB Points RB Points WR Points Total Weekly Points Overall Points
JJ 24 16 1 41 91
Toohey 6 15 6 27 38
Vito 20 10 16 46 66
Ramos 6 -5 4 5 25
To tired to post anything funny tonight, but here are the scores. RAMOS! Had too much positive production out of his guys this week. Really dug himself a hole somehow w/ out any hands.
~Wanderin Trouble