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Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Madison Bumgarner
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:22:04 pm »
 :uhh :uhh
San Francisco Giants No. 40
Starting pitcher
Born: August 1, 1989 (age 25)
Hickory, North Carolina
Bats: Right   Throws: Left

"Who want's their treat?" is from a top 3 at 5 story that @danbeyeronfox did. I don't recall what the story but it obviously involved an animal and a handler. The handler was showing off on the local news before she got attacked by the animal. I think the last thing she said before she got attacked was, "Who wan't their treat?" Damn funny drop

Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jay, what does this mean?
« on: July 01, 2014, 09:14:05 pm »
For some reason I enrage certain people. They feel the need to be negative creeps on social media. I'm a very positive person. I wake up happy. I go to bed happy. I am surrounded by positivity. Lorne Michaels once told us, "No one is ever going to stop you in the street to tell you bad things..." Here I am 20 years later and he was right. If any of the trolls saw me in the streets they would probably say something nice. Enter social media. That's where, for some reason, people line up tp bash me, my family, my looks, my wife's looks, my acting, my stand up and everything in-between. I realized that the internet is the ONLY place I receive negativity on a daily basis. Soooo. I tapped out of twitter. My assistant is sending my stand up dates into twitter and changed the password so I can't access it. I'll be back but need a break to recharge. You guys can always email me at
 That's a nice line of communication because it's a much longer form and if a troll shows up I have his email address forever. You guys are f*cking amazing. Truly the most passionate people in the shortest amount of time probably in radio and television history.. WE are changing radio together. Helping each other. Picking each other up. Let the other hosts tear everyone apart. I think America is starved for some good vibes and together we'll give it to them.
    I have one year left on my contract and have made it very clear to my boss(es) that I want to do radio for a very
long time. See you guys in Cincinnati, Florida, San Antonio, Edmonton, Ontario, Irvine etc... I'll always be out there. Because you are out there.

Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jay, what does this mean?
« on: July 01, 2014, 05:33:05 pm »
I'm not a quitter. I LOVE my job and have a year remaining on my current contract. I would like to do radio for a VERY long time..

I honestly have never heard, "That's why Steve is the man" played on my show. We do say it a lot however whenever in Houston

Love the show! Got a couple of questions... What is that really fast rant right before rapid fire and what is that sound clip during the top five at five? Sounds like give it to me? maybe? Best SNL skit of all time is How Much Ya Bench?! Wish you would use some of those drops on the show!
The rap at rapid fire is TWISTA. Top five at Five sound is indeed "Give it Tom Me!" But i don't know where it's from.

JayJay...been listening to you since the fill-in days on Rome...can you explain where you found the clip "I'd like to hear about it pot heads?"  Keep making us laugh JayJay!!
It's from the movie PLATOON. Tom Berenger says it.

Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Irvine Show What's Going On?
« on: January 20, 2014, 07:31:16 pm »
Cool thread bro...  :uhh

Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Best Coach Ever
« on: January 20, 2014, 07:30:33 pm »
John. :uhh

no comment... :uhh

Not sure. Maybe ask Steve if he can find it in the archives.  :-\?

Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Mohrrior Award Nominations
« on: December 10, 2013, 05:42:10 pm »
Okay. Jeezus. How the f*ck do you pronounce Boaz? Serious question.

Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Jay Mohr's monologue from the 2013 NASCAR Awards
« on: December 09, 2013, 04:51:39 pm »
thanks guys!

Jay Mohr Sports / Re: Washington Redskins
« on: November 26, 2013, 04:58:04 pm »
I agree. They can't get to the playoffs or even finish .500
Play Cousins at least to trade him.

Alternative lifestyle droopy just sort of happened. I don't know why I thought of it. Was doing Dice Droopy and switched gears.

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