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BuryCats

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Houston, Post your question about #JayMohrSports inside jokes here. JJ will personally explain it.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2013, 07:59:48 PM by BuryCats »

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Re: Inside Jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 05:46:33 PM »
Don't everyone jump up at once...

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Re: Inside Jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 07:33:43 PM »
Maybe "pimping" the message boards a little more might help???  I think people REALLY DON'T believe you will actually interact with us like you do!!  Loving the show JJ!!! Keep killing it and gettin people pregnant!! lol

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Re: Inside Jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 07:58:09 PM »
I'll jot down a bunch of not-so-obvious questions as I listen to Wednesday's show. There's so much inside baseball going on, it's hard to remember it all!

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2013, 08:13:01 PM »
JayJay, is it true you go commando during the show?

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2013, 09:35:16 PM »
how many times did Gym Foam shout out Steef and plug his fansite on the air?

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2013, 12:58:57 AM »
I'll get things started with the staff and some of the inside jokes associated with them...
** (The views expressed do not necessarily represent those of Mike in Vegas)

Dan Beyer (Sports Anchor) .. Strongest man in the world, arch enemy of Mark Henry, loves baby carrots, does not eat real babies, likes to hang out in the hall.

Matty Boy (Ass. Producer) .. Tweet screener, only has 1 lung from smoking too much weed, has a semi creepy mustache, is in love with Amanda Bynes.

Greg Toohey (Executive Producer) .. looks like a muppett, resembles a toddler, enjoys all things toddler related.

John Ramos (Sound board) .. pays attention roughly 75% of the time, usually busy snacking on things like almonds with wasabi sauce.

Vito Violante (Ass. Producer) .. werewolf that Pat O'Brien discovered and adopted years ago in Transylvania.

Brain (Former intern from Venezuela) .. enormous head, karaoke aficionado, used to announce callers from Lawl Lyland (Long island) and Floor-eeda! (Florida)

Pat O'Brien (everyone knows P.O.B.) .. his show follows Jay's, knows everyone who ever lived, likes to step in unannounced to ask Jay questions like where in the hell his chair is.

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2013, 01:54:26 AM »
may want to rethink the "ass" producer abbreviation LOL

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2013, 08:40:58 AM »
Format for CARUSO Jokes (mostly tweets but occasional rapid fire calls):

INTRO:
"Well Jay" (all Caruso's start off with this greeting)

SETUP:
"I guess..."
"I guess you could say..."
"It looks like...", etc.
(most setup's continue the Caruso joke with one of these above phrases, but it doesn't really matter as long as you set up the punch line)

PUNCHLINE:
"?"
(This needs to be a pun, a bad pun or some play on words)

Caruso Example:
"Well Jay, I guess French Fry Phil's Caruso guide will help Houston play... KETCHUP"... YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

Tips:
1) imagine Jay doing his CSI:Miami David Caruso impression while writing it
2) if you call a Caruso in during Rapid Fire, you have to punctuate your own Caruso with a Roger Daltrey "yeah" yell
3) nothing from this post applies if you are doing an Etchant Man(@shecky14) Caruso

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2013, 10:51:56 AM »
Maybe if Jay went through some more of the sound drops. He played some for one of his guests, maybe Bobby Lee, and he explained which each one was.

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2013, 11:12:20 AM »
Buzz Williams -- Marquette Basketball coach...

"Are we playing Thursday?"
"Can't we just lay down and get a hamburger?"

Buzz's sarcastic commentary on the NCAA making money and the players getting nothing plus having to put up with BS rules.

Buzz is opening for JJ in Milwaukee on August 16, 2013.

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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2013, 11:28:11 AM »
"How do you feel about breaking the rotation?" -- "May me feoh gray." (Earl Clark, former Laker)


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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2013, 11:32:12 AM »
not from houston but a fairly new listener. What is this deal with Beyer being intercontinental champion? is it a legitimate thing or some show joke? I know the RAMOS sound is from Gus Johnson, but from what game/moment? and how many of you are former Rome listeners who switched to Jay when he got his own show? I remember him guest hosting on Rome and being more pumped for the show. Rome is kind of a sellout whos arrogance has gotten overboard even for me. And it seems like all he does is kiss guests asses and rarely go to callers/emails. Rome used to have his funny takes and segments... but Mohr does this every damn day and hour on his show. So of course im now listening to him even if his sports takes are sometimes a little idiotic (like thinking they shouldnt ban steroids)

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2013, 12:35:53 PM »
Lotta Rome refugees, but lotsa people found the show other ways... Check out the "Twitter Hat Trick Club" interviews. I ask that question a lot. http://www.yogurteater.com/category/jaymohrsports/twitter-hat-trick-club/

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Re: Inside Jokes on the Jay Mohr Sports Show -- JJ answers your questons!
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2013, 12:54:14 PM »
WAY TO GO GUYS!!  Way to get it going Brad, Mike, VaGamecock, Phil!! I knew you guys would get it going!  And yes like most of us are old Gnome listeners!! 

The Continental Championship isn't "real" per se...it has to do with who can do the most pushups on Weds...and other contests/reasons JJ comes up with.
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