hey mizdirection

[Steve in HTown]

since you're not from that other forum and you're truly a newbie,
tell us a little bit about yourself.  :banana

[Bob Booger Sugar]

I like running and eating apples

[Spanky in Tidewater]

No carrots?

[Bob Booger Sugar]

carrots are for fags. You seem like you like carrots

[Spanky in Tidewater]

I do like carrots. Parsnips are better though.

[Steve in HTown]

if i put carrots in my juicer, does that make me gay?
a friend wants to know.

[Bob Booger Sugar]

if i put carrots in my juicer, does that make me gay?
a friend wants to know.

NO, it makes you healthy. Great way to start the New Year

[Hedstrom]

if i put carrots in my juicer, does that make me gay?
a friend wants to know.

Not if you wear velour jumpsuits.

[the judo madonna]

i put all my food through a dehydrator, then i juice it.

i've gained like 80 lbs. this diet sucks.

[Blake]

How do we know that this Steef is just like the other Steef?

[Matt in Nashville]

Since we're questioning stuff, Am I supposed to believe you're the same blake as before?

[Rob in VB]

Not if you wear velour jumpsuits.

Stop putting "u's" everywhere.

[Hedstrom]

Stop putting "u's" everywhere.

How do you spell "velour"?

[Rob in VB]

How do you spell "velour"?

Like most Americans.  Incorrectly.

[Spanky in Tidewater]

How do you spell "velour"?

I don't, ever. In fact. I don't think I've even said the word in my lifetime.