Some past ones that were funny in my head at least
"Well jay, if Bucknell gets killed in the first round, I guess you could say the Butler did it." Yeaeaaah!
I reference to baseball players intro songs: when I come out, it will be to anything by Elton John. S/ Manti Te'o (knew it wouldn't get read after he went off about Te'o and the gay thing, oh well)
Chris Culliver references:
I know one endorsement Culliver won't be getting....Ben Gay
"I don't mind that sweet stuff in my locker room." S/ marshawn lynch (his love of skittles, if you have to explain it, well....)
And I thought this one might get a shot...
I didn't leave the pats bc of the money. I was afraid of Mt Vesuvius growing on Bob Kraft's face. S/ Wes Welker
Yeah, comedy is hard