still plenty of seats left, if anyone wants to get on board.
Baseball's hottest team has everything:
- SWISH
- MARK REYNOLDS' SCRAGGLED BEARD JUST MASHIN' TATERS
- BACK-TO-BACK JACKS
- STUBBS
- TITO
- VINNY PESTANO THROWIN GAS, AGOOOOOO
Reserve your seat today, in time for the inevitable post-All Star break downward spiral to finish 10 games under .500.
BASED BALL. IT'S FANNNNN-TASTIC!
